panic panic panic panic panic
I can do this
Can you roll your tongue like this?
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank
You know, an actual survey, like you can make with Google docs, would be a lot more helpful and accurate? I don’t get these “reblog if X like if Y” posts - just make a poll or survey and ask for reblogs.
I still do that thing where I round up my age when I’m within 6 months of my birthday. As of late September I’ve been 25 apparently.
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I am hereby replacing my desire for a life-size skeleton with a synthetic cadaver. I don’t even know why I want one, but it’s imperative that I have a synthetic cadaver in my home.
I can name the brand and model of at least half of these. For starters, I definitely see a Jackhammer Jesus and a Sqweel.
Like every other holiday I would completely forget about Valentine’s Day if it weren’t for everyone complaining about Valentine’s Day.
I mean, it ranks below Memorial Day and Labor Day in my give-a-shit chart and I have no idea when either of those days even are. Like I think they’re roughly equivalent to the start and end of summer but which happens when is a mystery.
OTOH I’m pretty bitter someone threw out the Valentine’s word search I did in the breakroom at work. I mean, I managed to find “hearse”, “rot”, “whip” and “spunk”. Sorry my idea of romance doesn’t fit your standards?
This year I’m putting the Lent back in Valentines
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
Why do hotel showers gotta vary from Blastoise use hydro pump to I gotta go on a long car trip so I’m forcing myself to pee?
Every new shower is a surprise, and only someone who lives there knows how to use it.
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
I keep finding carts miles from their nearest source. The weirdest was a Walmart cart in the cart return at a store 7 miles from Walmart.
How did you get there, little cart? This isn’t your home!